Wednesday, August 11, 2010

A Dose of Humor: A Professor Emails His Wife

Hey... want to hear a joke?  Got one for ya.  It's called A Professor Emails His Wife.  This one makes me laugh. goes like this...

A professor of mathematics sends an email to his Cowgirl wife.

It read:

To my Cowgirl wife,

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight-

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him. It read:

Dear Husband,

You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Don’t wait up.

Now that's just funny.

I do hope the rest of the week treats you well.



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