Monday, September 26, 2011

Riptide Party Day 4: Aleksandr Voinov talks Sucks & Blows by Storm Grant

What a fun little gem this one is going to be. One of the things I'm so excited about with Riptide is the variety they are going to provide. So far, in only 4 days, we've seen humorous zombies at quick-marts, Lovecraftian tentacleporn, BDSM, and now... vampires at the dentist...?

Love it.

Today, Aleks is back to talk about Storm Grant and her short story Sucks & Blows.  Without a lot of rambling on my part, I will just step aside with a big warm welcome to Storm...welcome to my Place m'dear. :)

And a big ...welcome back Aleks. :)


eBook release: Oct 30 2011
Word count: 4,500
Page count: 19
Heat Wave: 4 - On-screen, mildly explicit love scenes
Erotic Frequency: 2 - Not many
Type: Standalone
Blurb: Deeply in debt to a loan shark, oversexed dentist Cary Drewel lives in fear of foreclosure and bodily harm. His new practice is missing one rather crucial element: patients. Which, terrifyingly enough, is the one thing his creditors also don’t have.
Pierce Sharpe, a powerful vampire with a drinking problem—or, more accurately, a problem drinking—can’t feed through the pain in his damaged eye teeth. In danger of losing his standing in the vampire community, Pierce seeks Cary's dental services. When Cary extracts his canines, Pierce must turn to other bodily fluids for sustenance.
Together, Cary and Pierce find a mutually pleasurable solution to both their problems. Turns out, though, there’s more to this dentist-patient relationship than simple suction, and what began with raw hunger from each of them might just end in love.

Aleksandr Voinov discusses Sucks & Blows by Storm Grant

Storm Grant’s Sucks & Blows is our first reprint, and was a bit of an opportunistic acquisition, as in, I saw Storm tweet that her original contract with Torquere had run out, so there was clearly an opportunity to get our hands on a piece of writing from her. (Yes, we acquire books via Twitter – can’t say we’re not embracing social media!)

I’ve been in contact with Storm for something like three or four years now (an eternity on the internet in any case), and I really enjoyed her novel Gym Dandy, which features her trademark quirky humour and the puns she delivers so well. Hence, once Sucks & Blows became available, I asked her if she might be interested. I already knew she was funny, I had her on the list of authors I enjoy and hoped to acquire for Riptide, and she was so gracious to send me the story even though we didn’t really have a website yet and Riptide at that point was nothing but a very excited pitch.

Once I read the story, I knew it was a winner. Lots of people say they write humour, but few actually make me laugh.  So when a writer manages to make me laugh out loud on the tube during my commute, I know I want the story. The humour really works on two sides – you get the quick puns you just didn’t see coming and the sitcom element of over-the-topness (I mean, a vampire at the dentist? What’s not to love?). As the story had already been published, we looked at it with fresh eyes and gave it a little guidance on the pacing level, but it came together very nicely and beautifully (and a fair bit longer than the original as a bonus).

And the greatest thing is – based on her experiences with us, Storm is getting ready to submit another story to us called Few are Chosen. Can’t wait to get my hands on that one!

Today’s Giveaway…

Choice of Storm Grant’s Shift Happens, Gym Dandy, or Tart &Soul.


The fine details...

NOTE: It seems blogger is getting all wonky on me again. If you have any problems commenting and entering the giveaway, shoot me an email at amara(at)mambazlair(dot)com and I'll enter you that way and post comments to Aleks and Storm if and when it'll let me. Sorry guys. 


42 comments:

  1. This sounds great. I didn't read the original so looking forward to picking up the revised version

    Loving all these books gonna have to pre order some soon

    Sarahs7836(at)gmail(dot)com

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  2. Oh, what a great twist to a vampire story. I look forward in reading Sucks and Blows.

    Thanks,
    Tracey D
    booklover0226 at gmail dot com

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  3. I need more humor in my life! (No,really!) and now I have to skedaddle; it's almost bus time!


    (WV: bucrynd *waaaahhahah*)

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  4. I really enjoyed writing a "pretend" blurb for this one over at qoodreads! Can't wait to actually read it! By the way Aleks, thanks for the recommend on your novel--got it from Kindle last night and am starting today--hooray!


    Need I say--I'm in--thank you!

    Sammy

    mrsgood@comcast.net

    (Look who finally remembered her email--never say I'm not a quick learner--hey 3 days is not too long a learning curve!)

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  5. Sarah - yes, it was a gem that was a bit wasted, as you can buy short stories only on Torquere's website (to my knowledge) - but many people buy their books elsewhere. So we figured this story definitely deserves a second shot at "life" as it were. :)

    Tracy D. - I hope it'll make you laugh, too. :)

    Tracy - yep. Nothing like a deep belly laugh to brighten the day.

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  6. I think humorous vampire stories are my favorite (although I like the dark, hot kind too!), and I look forward to this one, since I seem to have missed it the first time around.

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  7. Aleks,
    the story looks wonderful. Count me in as someone who will be reading it as soon as I can.And of course enter me in the contest thingy...still the same email addy. cherienoel@yahoo.com

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  8. Vamps at the dentist...cracks me up, LOL. That right there is worth the price of admission. ;-p

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  9. I have to admit to having fun writing a pretend blurb for this cover on GR as well. Sounds like lots of fun. =)
    adara adaraohare com

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  10. Humor? Count me in!

    maryrockwell at rocketmail dot com.

    Thanks!

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  11. I was lucky enough to read the ARC and while I can't post my review yet, I will tell you it was really a fun story.

    Love to be counted in to win one of her backlist books.

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  12. This sounds very quirky and a lot of fun. Please count me in!
    (Jase must have had some major ESP going on with the cover contest!)

    susan(dot)main(at)yahoo(dot)com(dot)au

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  13. This is one that had me looking forward to it from the start. I haven't read any of Storm Grant's books although I will be soon! I love being able to laugh while reading, although I must say I love a story that is well written enough to make me cry as well.

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  14. Industry professionals are always telling me humor is a hard sell, that nobody wants to read it.

    So I'm wildly pleased by all these supportive comments saying they are looking forward to SUCKS & BLOWS. I only hope I don't disappoint.

    Thank you all for playing here today.
    ~ Storm

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  15. Well, Riptide's run by a bunch of pretty silly folks often doing and saying pretty silly things, so humor fits right in with us :) We're thrilled to have you, Storm, and equally thrilled to see so much anticipation for your release :D

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  16. LMAO this looks like it will be fun.

    Mlmhmzippy@yahoo.com

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  17. As someone who hates going to the dentist I am looking forward to finding some humor in the sitch. :)
    Who knows, maybe I'll be pitching Sucks & Blows to my dentist when I end up having to explain why I can't keep the grin off my face as he's coming at me with the drill. :)
    Looking forward to this and each and every other roll of the tide.

    cashearer58(at)gmail(dot)come

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  18. I meant com.... (dot)com
    I might have been just a wee bit excited about the book.. and
    my fingers must have slipped
    Yeah, that's the ticket!

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  19. Sucks and blows. HAH. I thought this was a hilarious title. The cover is pretty unique too! I like it.

    Please enter me. ^_^

    lacrimsonfemme at gmail dot com

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  20. Vampires at the dentist...? This is new! And Storm - humor sells; don't let them tell you otherwise. A lot of my favorite books contain humor in them. Definitely looking forward to this!

    Please enter me in the drawing as well. :)

    Beatrice
    beatrice.g.tan [at] gmail [dot] com

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  21. Hmmm Vamps, m/m luv,quirky humor and puns. What's not to love? Looking forward to reading 'Sucks & Blows', my list to growing daily of books to buy from Riptide, once I get back to work.
    Pls enter me in the drawing.

    loribooklover62 @aol.com

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  22. Hi everyone! Just wanted to try to cruise thru from work and say good morning. Thanks for coming by today, you all rock.

    And thanks Aleks, Rachel & Storm, you guys are the best :)

    Hope you all have a great day!

    Later taters!

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  23. These comments are awesome. I think this might be going to my head... in the form of making me think about other stories to write for you guys. ;-D

    In fact, I'm about to hit "Send" on a longer piece about an apprentice warrior who falls for an apprentice wizard. It's first kill, first kiss, and first...more.

    I hope Aleks and Rachel like it... and you guys, too, of course!

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  24. Hi Storm,
    I'm looking forward to reading your stories! Shift Happens was already a nice experience.
    Monika

    And I'd like to be in the contest.
    oasis3017@t-online.de

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  25. I don't have anything from Storm yet but after hearing from Alek (who I just love, but don't we all?), I could ask for a better recommendation. He didn't steer me wrong for Rachel so I doubt he will with Storm!
    Well, off to goodreads to put some more books on my to-read-list! Can't wait to get this one!

    Please enter me in the contest as well, bcothernbooks@gmail.com

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  26. Humm that should be *couldn't ask*... I really need an editor for these comments LOL

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  27. I must say, Rip Tide is offering some very diverse selections! This one sounds like a hoot!! Can't wait for 10/30!!!

    seritzko at verizon dot net

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  28. Riptide is, indeed, offering a diverse line up. I can't wait to see what they do next!

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  29. Can't wait to read Sucks & Blows :-) I'm always on the lookout for funny books! Definitely count me in for this giveaway.

    smaccall AT comcast.net

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  30. I haven't read any of Storm's books, so I'd love to be entered in the giveaway.
    Thx!
    MJB
    msmjb65 AT gmail DOT com

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  31. Nice to read a trip to the dentist with a different consequences.

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  33. Remember reading Tart&Soul and loving it. I'm an avid reader so I'm really glad to see new publishers getting good books out. Looking forward to reading Sucks and Blows and other new works that are published through Rip Tide. Good luck to the authors who keep us entertained, and the publishers who get their work into our hands. My email is monipadron at gmail.com

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  34. Wow. What a great party day! You guys are just rockin' my sox. thanks soooo much for coming by!

    @tracykitn: LOLZ at you. :-p

    @Sammy: LOLZ at you too. But I shall miss your dbl "oops forgot my email" post now. ;-p

    @CAS: *snickers*

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  35. The story sounds funny and original. I didn't read the first version, but I think I'll like it.

    mariaml254(at)yahoo(dot)com

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  36. Thank you, everyone, for participating. It's been a heart-warming experience for me to receive so much positive energy toward one of my books.

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  37. @Sammy - let me know how you like it.

    And, thanks guys for participating. I'm almost tempted to offer a money-back guarantee if "Sucks and Blows" won't make you laugh... but I have no idea how to enforce that. :)

    Storm - you're one of the few comical talents out there, and there are loads of people that like a good laugh to brighten their day. It worked for me. (I'm now dashing off to read your last sub. :) )

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  38. You're too kind, as always, Aleks.

    Now I hope you like my new one. (Insecure writer is insecure).

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  39. Can't wait to check this out!
    lngo.grant@gmail.com

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  40. Haha! A Vampire that goes to the dentist?! haha... This I MUST see. xD

    please enter me in the contest! Thank You~
    Judi
    arella3173_loveless@yahoo.com

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  41. GIVEAWAYS CLOSED

    Thanks for playing everyone!!!

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