Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Riptide Blog Tour Excerpt: Sucks & Blows by Storm Grant

Hmm. Perhaps I will start calling these little Tuesday morning goodies... Tuesday Teasers or...something. I need to come up with some kind of name since it's becoming an weekly thing. *winks*

Continuing with Storm Grant's week at mah Place... a teaser of this little goody.


Publisher: Riptide Publishing
eBook release: Oct 30 2011
Word count: 4,500
Page count: 19
Heat Wave: 4 - On-screen, mildly explicit love scenes
Erotic Frequency: 2 - Not many
Type: Standalone
Blurb: Deeply in debt to a loan shark, oversexed dentist Cary Drewel lives in fear of foreclosure and bodily harm. His new practice is missing one rather crucial element: patients. Which, terrifyingly enough, is the one thing his creditors also don’t have.

Pierce Sharpe, a powerful vampire with a drinking problem—or, more accurately, a problem drinking—can’t feed through the pain in his damaged eye teeth. In danger of losing his standing in the vampire community, Pierce seeks Cary's dental services. When Cary extracts his canines, Pierce must turn to other bodily fluids for sustenance. 

Together, Cary and Pierce find a mutually pleasurable solution to both their problems. Turns out, though, there’s more to this dentist-patient relationship than simple suction, and what began with raw hunger from each of them might just end in love.


Excerpt...


Cary was just about to jerk off again when the electronic door chime squawked the first few bars of “Another One Bites the Dust.”

He rushed out to the reception area. “Hello. Welcome to Drewel’s Dentistry!” He hoped he didn’t sound too anxious. And that his residual hard-on wasn’t tenting his racy black dental smock.

That the visitor was tall and handsome, with a muscular build and chiseled cheekbones, did little to dampen Cary’s arousal.

“I . . . I thaw your brothure.” The man held out Cary’s carefully crafted (but badly printed) flyer:

Grand Opening!
Drewel’s Family Dental Clinic
~ Vampires Our Specialty ~

“You do vampireth?”

“Absolutely.” Cary grinned. He’d included the vampire reference to show he was the dentist with a sense of humor. And also to attract the Twilight age group, which was ripe for expensive orthodontia.

“Hurths.” The man pointed to his upper lip, red and swollen on either side of his sexy little cupid’s bow.

“I can help you with your dental breakdown, Mr. . . .”

“Tharpe. Pierthe Tharpe.”

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Sharpe. May I call you Pierce?”

“Thure.” Pierce held out his hand.

“Call me Cary, then.” Cary grasped the outstretched hand, surprised at how cold and shaky Pierce felt. This guy was in bad shape. He looked like death—if death were really cute, that is.

Withdrawing his hand, Pierce shoved it deep into his jeans pocket, maybe to hide the trembling. “I haven’t eaten in dayths. Hurths too much.”

“Okay then. You’re in luck. I was about to close, but I can squeeze you in. Let’s get you in the chair right away.” He led Pierce through the pristine reception area, which, he hoped, would one day have an actual receptionist. “Climb aboard.” He gestured at the shiny new-and-not-yet-paid-for dental chair.

Pierce clambered into the chair and lay back. Cary took a moment to look at him—professionally, of course. 

He’d been so excited at getting his first actual patient he hadn’t really checked Pierce out.

Sprawled in a chair was a good look for the guy. He had a terrific body, nicely showcased by a tight black T-shirt and faded jeans. His lips were reddish and swollen and brought to mind other things that made a guy’s lips red and swollen—but in a good way rather than an inflamed-gums way. Short dark hair contrasted nicely with blue eyes that were a little bloodshot. And staring back at Cary.






This week’s giveaway…
Storm Grant ebook - Choice of Shift Happens, Gym Dandy, or Tart & Soul.

The fine details...
  • This week’s giveaway is for an eBook copy as listed above.
  • To enter, leave a comment on this post telling me you’d like to be entered in the giveaway.
  • All commenters will also be entered in end of tour giveaway of AP 3 prize packages. Details here.
  • All comments will also be entered in the year-end Riptide grand prize giveaway of an ereader; Kindle, Nook or iPad. Each post commented on counts as an entry.
  • Please include a valid email address or we won’t know where to contact you.
  • Backlist bookgiveaways do NOT include booksreleased in the last 3 months.
  • This week's giveaway doesNOT include Riptide releases.
  • Winners will be selected at random using Random.org
  • If the chosen winners do not respond to my email within 48 hours, another winner will be selected.
  • By entering the contest, you are confirming you are at least 18 yrs old.
  • eBook giveaways open worldwide. 
  • Swag giveaways USA only 

Also this week...
Storm Grant Interview
My review of Sucks & Blows
Storm Grant Guest Post



11 comments:

  1. Is it the 28th yet? =-)

    adara adaraohare com

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  2. I would like to be entered into the giveaway, please.

    Loved the excerpt. I'm adding Sucks & Blows to my must have list.

    Thanks,
    Tracey D
    booklover0226 at gmail dot com

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  3. haha...not just a dentist and a vampire, but the vampire has a lisp??? I have GOT to get this book! Love it!!

    And today's word is...sanspo?? lol

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  4. This sounds like such a fun story :P

    luciatea01 (at) hotmail.com

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  5. Love the title of this story and the excerpt. Adding this to my wishlist. Would love to be entered into the giveaway.

    joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com

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  6. Thanks for all the supportive comments. I hope you guys enjoy my sense of humor. ;-D

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  7. Definitely enter me in this week's contest and I can't wait to read S&B :-)

    smaccall AT comcast.net

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  8. I WANT this SO bad..
    I've made my appointment with this dentist.. October 28th,2011. I have never been so eager to see the dentist.. evah!
    cashearer58(at)gmail(dot)com

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  9. Vampires and dentist... a singular mixture, but I think it'll be funny.

    mariaml254(at)yahoo(dot)com

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  10. Oversexed? Can you be oversexed? LOL Not a big fan of dentists, just the thought makes me cringe, but the book sounds like fun. Love the door chime!

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  11. cky15:
    please enter me in your contest.
    I like really all kinds of books.
    Sounds great!
    cwall88atyahoodotcom

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